merciless

princeofparadise:

I’ve got more wit
A better kiss
Hotter touch
A better fuck
Than any boy you’ll ever meet

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kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

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